TRIED? No, I never tried. Took some measurements, did some math, checked how far I could bend forward and decided it was impossible. Sure, I did THAT! But I never tried.
Was gonna star you, but you’re at 69. I hope it stays that way.
Find me a dude (who has reached adulthood) who has not attempted this at some point in his life, and I’ll tell you that you’re dealing with a goddamned liar.
Let he who has not tried to suck his own cock cast the first stone.
“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”
Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.
I can't go for that.
+1 privates eyed
Hall & Scrote
I’ve always wondered what John Oates would look like if he worked out more.
Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.
Tennessee Titans.
What exactly do people have against masterbating in public? If you dont like it, dont do it.
Oh man, this gem just happened:
As a Red Raider fan, payback’s a bitch. #GunsUp
As a fed up USC fan this didn’t really help. As a grudge holding Dolphins fan any time Nick Saban gets kicked in the nuts, I’m happy.
This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.
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