Way to go Travs! You've managed to create a mascot that is creepier than King Cake Baby, more frightening than Hugo the Pelican and more rapey than Clark the Cub! Hail to the Natural State!

As a Razorback fan, it pains me to see a headline featuring the word "hogwild" next to another team's name but that said, well done Dayton.... well done.

I think we should withhold our judgement on the merits of this study until The I of the Tiger weighs in.

Forgettable? Yes. But at least we finally got a season that was actually watchable. We haven't had one of those since 2000.

Funny but unfair. He walked in to a program with an incredibly bare cabinet of players at Arkansas.

You're right, you can't watch football on Hulu. But I can watch it for in HD for free on my rabbit ears. Sometimes old tech is still pretty damn useful.

If only one of his superpowers was making free throws.

I know! As soon as I saw this I thought Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man!

Yes but only if you're an athlete.

Yes but only if you're an athlete.

Yes but only if you're an athlete.

Yes but only if you're an athlete.

Behold! The death rattle of America sportswear!

To their defense, the Jets have been making bad QB decisions for a while now.

The NFL would most certainly opposed this, considering the NCAA provides them with a minor league program that is free and requires no resources in the way of personnel.

So maybe Jason Street should have gone through with that procedure in Mexico after all....

I'm still pissed at him for ruining Mark Pryor's arm.

I bet you says, "America, love it or leave it!" a lot.

My first memory started a couple months after turning two, probably due to major changes in my short life. I remember saying at the neighbors house while my little brother was being born. Trading toys with my two neighborhood friends when my parents announced we were moving, pulling up to our new house in a new town…

Didn't the Romans shave with olive oil? Sometimes the best tech is lo-tech.