Is that why I can't find The Cure's "Killing an Arab" on Spotify? That song is excellent, and not at all hateful.

Topher Grace's first name is Christopher. I bet he feels like a chump for picking that over Chris. He could be the scrawny, average looking Chris.

B&S have a drummer? I figure their twee sound would be drowned out by a percussive instrument.

HBO Spain and HBO India have been releasing episodes early for some reason. It's time for HBO to make its international affiliates bend the knee… or die.

She's very attractive. If she wasn't a Republican, I would date her.

Simpsons did it!

I once had some rice pilaf at Applebees, and it wasn't half bad.

I'd rather see a show about Hannibal Barca.

Shoulda called it Raspberry Sorbet.

A perfect gift for a child. That bear will have its paws up your daughter's wherever.

Marisa Tomei would never date a Nazi like George. Or should I say, Donald O'Brien.

Coincidentally, a stuntman died earlier today filming Deadpool 2.

"Women will write what I tell them to write: nothing." - Sam Simon

In one episode, Frasier accidentally destroys the chair, and embarks on a quest to replace it. Since it's no longer manufactured, he has a replica made, which costs him a lot of money, which coincidentally makes Marty's chair the most expensive piece of furniture in the apartment.

The spoilers aren't even very accurate. Last week, the episode 5 title was supposedly "The Blood of the Dragon", but that turned out to be false. It's actually called "Eastwatch".

An American Werewolf in Paris is so 1997. Julie Delpy as the hot French chick. Smash Mouth on the soundtrack. Tom Everett Scott had a career. The CGI mixed with practical effects were on the decline. By the early aughts, it was pretty much all CGI.

"Do my movie, you Diane Lane-divorcing dick!

This enormous woman will devour us all! Ahh!

So that's how they make coconut milk…

Sean O'Neal, Grade A moron then, Grade A moron now.