Weird casting choice for the notorious Nazi, Klaus Barbie.

That looks gross, but then again I get my salsa from New York City.

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

Why is it in San Diego anyway? Surely Chicago, located between the two coasts, would be the best choice. McCormick Place is a much better venue for the large crowds that would attend. And also, the weather is quite nice this time of year.

The Mormons are so industrious, not like those shiftless Mennonites.

The dad from the Home Alone movies died.

It looks like a ripoff of that M Night Shamalan movie, Devil, which is also about strangers stuck on an elevator, and one of them is the Devil.

They certainly didn't win for their extensive music coverage.

Can't the Spanish government have one paternity test that doesn't end with them digging up a corpse?

Ooh, he card reads good.

Velvet Taco would be a great name for a Mexican restaurant whose dishes are all named after Velvet Underground songs. "I'm Waiting for the Flan", Femme Flautas", "I'll be Your Mole", etc.

Harry Nilsson - Jump into the Fire. Best drum solo ever, and the bass solo is also pretty good.

That's how she got through filming those sex scenes with Billy Bob Thornton.

OJ SIMPSON INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!

STRETCH MY NECK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

This is like the new Fleet Foxes album: too little, too late. They took too much time off, man.

Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

Has anyone else noticed that Ned Stark and Ned Flanders have the same first name? Perhaps they'll make a joke about that.

Go back to Russia!

He never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft.