He ripped off those lyrics from the System of a Down song, Cigaro:

Please consult this map, especially if you're traveling out of state:

Grease had Beauty School Dropout, which is the best song in that movie, and better than anything in the sequel.

Pun threads are always oblast.

*Spike Lee just tweeted Aaron Paul's home address*

That white sauce looks like semen. It looks like the cook came onto a plate of chicken. Red bbq sauce or get the fuck out!

War movies should be like my stool: long and bloody. This movie is neither. Saving Private Ryan has ruined war movies for me. If they're not over 2 hours of gruesome violence, I aint interested.

You live in Andersonville? I didn't know you were gay.

"shitty" is redundant.

She doesn't have the balls to run for office. She's no Tricky Dick. Less reality television, and more talking about the issues, ma'am.

I don't want any damn vegetables.

Did anyone else notice that the poo and soup were the same consistency? The maesters need to eat more fiber.

No one cares about garbage women in this black society and I'm sick of it.

*Spike Lee just tweeted condolences for Martin Lawrence*

*Spike Lee just tweeted condolences to Cesar Romero*

Ann DOLTer doesn't fly first class? How embarrassing for her.

What is she, in her mid 30s? That matronly spinster is much too old.

Happy St Swithin's day, everybody!

I wish Vince Foster and Ben Ghazi were alive to see this.

He went from Walking Dead to just plain Dead.