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Fuck 'em? I 'ardly know 'em!

That's nothing. 11 people died in a stampede just before a gig by the Who, and the band still played.

The Beatles? Never heard of 'em. They sound made up.

Yo, Haim is lame as fuck.

Look, that kid's got bosoms!

Congratulations on your sex change operation, ma'am!

Nakatomi Plaza? No Chinese, no more Chinese. This is America. From now on, it's called Trump Plaza. I have the best plazas, terrific, people tell me all the time.

A Cuban playing a Mexican!?! I haven't been this outraged since J Lo played Selena.

They should have cast an actual blind actor like, uh, the blind guitarist from Road House, or Dame Judi Dench.

If I don't come home from a punk show without at least three bruises, I consider it a dull affair.

I'd much rather see them have sex with each other, like Bill Maher and Ann Coulter. Those two fuck. All. The. Time.

Barbarism Begins at Rome

90 minute run time. PG 13. These are not good signs. I like my war movies like a steak: long and bloody.

*Spike Lee just tweeted support to Daniel Day Lewis*

These conservatives have no shame. I guess you could say… the limit does not exist.

Meanwhile, Andrew Zimmern is gonna buy a Baby Driver Blu-ray, soak the disc in balsamic vinegar, and eat it.

Update: Australian parliament has fined Katy Perry nine hundred dollarydoos.

I'm going to celebrate the independence of my nation by blowing up a small part of it. Have a drunk and violent Independence Day, everybody!

If she was last seen in Brooklyn, they should drag the East River. She might've jumped.