I got my sex education from Bill Cosby. Wine coolers and quaaludes is all you need for a good time.

I prefer to die young, and stay pretty, like in that Blondie song.

I shit this hate.

Does Peter try to bang Aunt May in this one? They're not biologically related, live together, and she's hot as fuck. He should at least spy on her in the shower or something.

Obligatory "I love you" video:

A Dothraki wedding. I now consider any party without at least three deaths to be a dull affair. Fortunately, I live in Chicago.

The one on the left has a great pair of… earrings.

"Batman: Arkham Asylum" adaptation or get the fuck out!

The Cadillac Ranch is a brothel.

Let's just say touring moved her… TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

I had no idea Mike Huckabee and Bernie Sanders had a daughter. Good for them.

In a better world, "Judy French" by White Reaper would be the song of the summer, not whatever pop garbage is currently on the radio. Harrumph.

John Woo is snubbed once again, and on the 20th anniversary of Face/Off.

"Any man passes out with a full pint, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"

But enough about Khaleesi's wigs…

Gary, Indiana?

Tom Waits as Hellboy or get the fuck out! Also, a bunch of his songs on the soundtrack.

Their biggest mistake was killing off Gal Gadot. She was the hottest one.

It rhymes with Hermit of Mink Hollow?

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (A Liver Transplant)