Sure he's a little assertive with the ladies, but he's French, and a skunk, he can't help himself. He's a beloved character, let's give him a second chance.

If he didn't want to get arrested, he shouldn't be Breakin' the Law.

Pics or get the fuck out!

You should ask Ivanka. She sees it every day.

I only eat Danny Aiello brand aioli.

Like my Uncle Merv used to say, "if there's no penetration, it ain't molestation".

Bill Maher is number one in the house, nig—-FLAGGED

Can't they have one lawsuit that doesn't end with them digging up a corpse?

Oi bruv, those kunts can't speak like a proper Inglishman like me self. They need lessons in elocution, they do.

The studio objected to the visceral violence, like when Snape bashes a students face in with a potion bottle.

Harry Potter is for children, and sad, lonely adults. Garbage books for weiner kids.

James and Dave Franco.

They should retool it as Grillboss, a half hour cooking show where Guy Fieri teaches you some recipes you can make at home using only a grill.

He brought dishonor to his family, and nation. He should have promptly committed seppuku, which was the style at the time.

"Midget" is the scientific term.

That show is just a ripoff of Svengoolie.

At least they're not stuffing it with apple cores and Chinese newspapers.

Two Princes by the Spin Doctors. That's what I say now. And Fine Young Cannibals. "She Drives Me Crazy" drives me crazy.

Lo unico "Despacito" que tiene es su mente. Es un tarado ese hijo de puta.

Selena Gomez is alive and well, you ghoul, though she did have lupus recently.