Hey, it's Kurt Cobain on donuts.

Sexkik? I thought they closed that place down!

Finally a movie where the bad guy is a Yankee devil! It was the War of NORTHERN Aggression, after all. They started it.

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Mythbusters should test this. Kari can stick the carrot in her…

I don't want no part of your tight ass franchise, ya freak bitch!

Single Jewish Wookie's?

The director is apparently a huge racist, and recently berated a black woman at a screening. I suppose she's not famous enough to warrant a newswire.

Aww man, they cut the train scene. And by train scene, I mean when the boys run a train on the girl.

I guess you could say the Chinese are… hungry for Dog's. They want to consume more Dog's. They eat that shit up.

Alien Judas betrayed him for thirty pieces of space silver.

Svengoolie did it first, and better.

Did you see what the robot is wearing? It was asking for it.

They should clash… in the bed chamber.

No Chicago show? What are we, chopped liver?

Fun fact: Ron Howard auditioned for the role of Luke Skywalker in Star Wars.

It's Alan Smithee's time to shine.

He's going on tour with Bob Dylan's rapping grandson, Pablo Dylan.

Cats murder millions of birds a year. Birds are much more beneficial to the environment than cats. Feral cats should be promptly executed.

Bela Lugosi's Dead.