No recommendations for those of us with imaginary children? Shame on you, AV Club. It's like you don't even know us anymore.

He's gonna impersonate Melissa McCarthy on SNL.

That's the twerp Ivanka picked? She could do so much better. She belongs with someone terrific, someone like me.

I'm starting a band, called the Zipperheads. That's not racist, it's a reference to the punk rock store in Pittsburgh, mentioned in the Dead Milkmen song, Punk Rock Girl.

They're already feuding with the Clooney twins.

He was great as "Radar" O'Reilly on M*A*S*H.

Took too many death sticks. If only she'd gone home to rethink her life.

It would've been funny if the Julius Caesar character said to the protesters, "Villain, I have done thy mother."

Yeah, well… I'm gonna go build my own streaming service, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the streaming!

You're not wrong, Iliza. Comedy has been dead since they got rid of the flapping dickie. Now it's just flabby dicks on stage.

They cut the scene where Fred uses his ascot to choke himself while he thrills himself.

Every day we stray further from God's light.

It was highly rated… by Mr. Skin. Elizabeth Olsen and her flimsy towel were excellent.

After the switch to Kinja, all those comments will be lost in time… like tears in rain.

Kurosawa. He never accurately depicted the black presence in feudal Japan.

Yes. Unfortunately, they had to put her down.

How are they even friends? SJo and McKinnon look ten years older than the rest of the gals, so they can't be old school friends, and they don't work together, or even live near each other.

It would've been better if a bigger shark showed up and the girls and smaller sharks had to work together to defeat their mutual enemy.

Meters? The metric system is the tool of the Devil! My shark cage goes down 47 rods to the hogshead of oxygen and that's the way I likes it!

Since Gotham is based on Chicago, they should do it here instead, in the City of Broad Shoulders, not in Blah Blah Land.