Ironically, she gets no credit for "Oh Yoko!", which is a better song.

Steev Mike is the opening act.

YouTube star? That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and (underage) chicks for free

He's never liked giving speeches or accepting awards, even wrote a song about it, called "Day of the Locusts".

Trying to make money out of something he didn't invent? How Jewish of him.

Two words: DaDDario. Perfection.

She should boil the pages in a nice soup, it really loosens the fibers, and the ink is safe to consume in a consommé.

Hank Azaria plays a young Patches O'Houlihan in the movie. We're through the looking glass here, people.

*Spike Lee just tweeted condolences to Anita Ekberg*

"Ich bein ein Danish." - Lars Ulrich

They ripped off the name from the Hank Williams Jr cover band, Voice of Bocephus.

An American Werewolf in Paris. It's about the werewolves of Paris (aooooooo).

I don't like being outdoors, AV Club. For one thing, there are too many fat children.

Stick their finger in their bum, so when they wake up, they're all like, "how did that get in there?"

I prefer Bell Biv DeVoe, who were a spinoff of 2 Live Crew.

The dumb kid from Modern Family is on this show for some reason. He's fifty years younger than the average contestant.

Looks more like Tiny Tim to me.

Keep it simple, stupid. Lime and salt is all I use. It also works well with tequila, watermelon, and Coca Cola/Pepsi Cola.

Coincidentally, Julius Caesar was also bald and tried to cover it up with leaves.

He'd rather eat out his daughters pie.