Who's gonna be the Mayor of Quahog now that Adam We is dead?

Uh, we object to the term "I want @drake to murder my vagina", when she could have said "I want @drake to make my heckhole not alive".

Trump should wrestle Comey the jabroni in the ring and… bah Gawd, that's Putin's music!

Henry "Hank" Hill, the propane salesman?

That isn't even the best Wahlberg/Ferrel film. The Other Guys is a much better movie.

I watch her music videos for the plot.

I don't like being on social media. For one thing, there are too many fat children.

The Clash, before they sold out and signed a record deal, when it was all about the music, man.

Those two need to kiss and make up.

MEW ASS is MVP. She's got a nice dumper.

The porn subreddits are incredible. Those perverts know their porn. You can post a picture of a single ass cheek, and those dudes can identify the young woman who it belongs to.

Her umbrella is also a machine gun.

This new mummy is a MILF. I wouldn't mind sharing a sarcophagus with her. I'd like to wrap her up… in my arms. I'd hit that… Ra.

She's not a very good general. The Amazon's had the higher ground and could've rained down arrows on the Germans before they even made it to the beach. It was a huge mistake to go down there and fight them on the beach. She got several good women killed.

James Murphy is gonna be pissed.

I thought he died a few weeks ago, but that was his similar looking Sin City: A Dame to Kill For co-star Powers Boothe.

Remember when the Sopranos was edited for network television?

No means no, Kesha. You of all people should know that.

Edward Cunningham should go home and rethink his life.

The guy from PWR BTTM got a new job? I didn't see a Newswire about it.