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Guy Incognito II
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Why are the pretty ones always insane?

My favorite Madonna song.

PT Cruiser vs Aztek drag race or get the fuck out!

Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor have both played Jesus and Jedi's. Coincidence? I think not!

Morrissey, Marr, and, uh, the two other guys got snubbed.

Fun fact: Toshiro Mifune was supposed to play Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars.

"This is not my beautiful wife!"

Coincidentally, Det. Fin Tutuola is a conservative Republican who would probably vote for Trump.

"widowered"? That's not a word, AV Club.

The Modern Lovers are on the soundtrack, but not Roadrunner? It's about driving with the… RADIO ON! Which is the premise of this particular movie.

You know who else loved guns? That kid you shot, you monster.

There's an albino sitting behind him on the album cover for some reason.

"I've never seen a thin bear drink Diet Coke."

This looks like an early contender for Guy Incognito's Mustache of the Year Award.

A fat, naked, middle aged man hanging out with two young boys? Sounds wholesome.

That's Oscar nominee Hailee Steinfeld to you, buddy.

That montage when she tries on stuffy, conservative outfits was great. I know It's anachronistic, but "Walking on Sunshine" would've been perfect for that scene.

I guess you could say Elon Musk… stinks.

Most of the Germans speak with an outrageous English accent, because I assume audiences are too stupid to read subtitles.

Those stupid Hawaiian mokes can't even spell peeple. Morans.