He would make the Presidential Fitness Test great again. Too many candy ass kids today.

LBJ was so yuge, he had to tailor his pants to accommodate his enormous genitals. He was also quite tall.

Kevin Hart.

They should call it Pussy Island if they want more tourist money.

Their early work was a little too nu metal for my tastes, but when Meteora came out in '03, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

If I found drugs, I would never call the cops. That's how you end up getting arrested for possession.

He also has a sweet penthouse in NYC. Haters will say it's fake:

RIP Michael Parks

Dwayne Johnson would be a better choice. I'd like to see him lay the smack down on some candy ass nip's.

I'd like to cash her ousside, if ya know what I mean…

Irish mobsters? You already made that movie, Marty. It was called The Depahted. He should make that serial killer movie instead.

I fink they're freeky and I'll miss them a lot.

That rough looking homeless guy is kinda cute… this better not awaken anything in me.

Directed by Benicio Del Toro and starring Rhea Perlman.

Tom Waits as Hellboy or get the fuck out!

If it's not Himalayan salt flown in fresh from Katmandu, I'm not putting it in my body.

I remember those days like they were 12 years ago. Like the time I caught the ferry to New York City. I needed a new heel for my Nike Air Force 1's. So I decided to go to Never Forget, which is what they called NYC in those days. So I tied a Tamagotchi to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the…

Should call it "Fuller Metal Bitch".

Haha great post! Well meme'd my friend!

I hope they use oil based paint on those caskets, because the wood is pine.