Of course he's dangerous, he grabs them by the punani. When you're an 80s action star, you can do anything.

I heard Steven Seagal went into Ukraine and ate everything in Ukraine and they had to close Ukraine.

Saxby Chambliss and Reince Preibus beg to differ.

ICE is going after Esteban Colberto.

Shame on you.

Yeah, he had a preexisting medical condition, lost his health insurance, and promptly died.

The worst part is the salsa from a jar. There exists no good mass produced salsa. In Guy Incognito's house, me parents always made our own salsa, just like they do in the old country.

They should get that Frederick Douglass guy to write a blurb.

At least it's an ethos.

Guy Incognito hasn't worn shorts since he was a wee lad. I scoff at men who willingly wear shorts. Slobs. Swine.

Shoulda named him Kangaroo Jacked.

Only Michael Cera has the undeniable sex appeal and degree of cool required to play John Shaft.

The Spin Doctors - Two Princes
Blues Traveler - Run Around
Sugar Ray - Every Morning

"american dream" > "call the police"

Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?

Does he give his trainer a sassy robot as a birthday present?

What hath God wrought?

"Oh no! That sinister looking kid is coming to kill me! Help! Help!"

"Ros, Ros" - A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Myr to Meereen

This isn't mayonnaise!