Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t…

I still have the old school dugout/pinch-hitter like I used in college (I just turned 55). Works great when I’m doing a couple of one-ies while out for a walk.

Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Good lord.

Too much of mom’s chili

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

THIS.

“What the fuck? The guy grabs the gun, disarms the wannabe killer and then hugs him? This isn’t the US Amercia we want everyone to live in. It’s not even worth expressing empty thoughts and prayers.”

Fuck off tomato? 

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

I’m starting to think Victor Krum was probably a racist.

“We reached out to Curt’s friends, MAGAgirl07898714 and PepeNotRazist8761412, and they told us via DM...”

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.