Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

‘nuf said

but she isn’t driving it, she’s being chauffeured in it!

Who in their right mind takes this job anymore. If Snyder doesn’t change the GM as well, you would have to be very desperate to be a head coach. Oh yeah! Gregg Williams, thats who.

I anticipate his posts like he referenced how we all used to anticipate SI on Thursdays.

My ugly 2-deep wall of eagerly awaited Sports Illustrateds, if I’m lucky, will sustain my brain after I can no longer figure out how to operate digital devices.

I have an incredibly hard time imagining that someone who is good enough to start for the Oranje and was born and raised in the Netherlands would instead choose the clownshow that is the USMNT.

Haisleys gotta be damn near jizzing himself at the prospect of a good young player spurning the USMNT.

Is someone taking your Dest

I seriously doubt Meghan Markle’s father just gave the letter to a tabloid. Sold Is the proper word. 

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

I’m going to go ahead and guess you’ve never been to Toh’num. Storybook location, it is not.

They’re both from Tottenham? I guess that...spurred them to be together.

Change scares my feelings, which, when you have them, are gay.

It’s a me, Pedo!

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.