Wow, that’s pretty fascinating and also really open-minded! You guys have a cool relationship. Thanks for sharing this. After reading your comment, I do have to wonder though about one thing. It sounds like the sex on-set can be very mechanical, detail-oriented and unnatural. Does your husband always enjoy it, or can…

M-16, bulletproof vest and 500 rounds of ammo? Coming right up!

Good luck coming back to the U.S. from the Middle East, kid. We have a little thing here called the no-fly list.

Do you ever get jealous that he’s having sexual relations with other people (women I assume?). Do you guys have an open relationship?

What’s it like being married to a porn star?

I’ve never understood why so many women idolized this guy. He always seemed very creepy and douchey.

The fact that women go out “all the time and fail to pull a bloke,” doesn’t disprove the notion that women can get laid any time they choose. It just proves that sometimes they choose not to hook up with certain guys.

Good point, and agreed. It’s really disgusting and a sorry state of affairs. Excellent quote by the way. Hats off for referencing it.

I couldn’t agree more. I’m not surprised by Kasich and his misogyny. But in the case cited by Squarr, sadly, the accuser’s finger belongs to a woman: Republican congresswoman JoAnn Windholz of Colorado.

I watched the video and I did not see any pussy. WTF.

Can he still vote from prison?

Gawker should hire him. Seriously. I read the profile on him in CJR. He’s a fearsome reporter, and currently freelancing.

Fuck this kid. Him and his “handlers” squeezed more fame and good will out of this incident than anyone could have imagined. Now he wants to squeeze $15 million out of the city and the school district?

Anthony Bourdain is a legend and also hilarious. Please Anthony, don’t ever change.

I was chatting with a top CNN exec last week and ended up asking him for his opinion on Don Lemon. He said he’s an offensive jack ass who should have been canned a long time ago. So, I asked, why is he still on the air? “Because his ratings are fantastic,” he responded. Apparently that’s all that matters.

—“I actually crave dick in my mouth.”

That headline is false. I for one love eating pussy. If there are any girls out there that don’t believe me, I’ll prove it.

If this is the best this “book” has to offer, then I’ll pass. A story about Tom Cruise looking for cookie dough? No thanks.

That was brilliant. Thanks for posting this. I had such a great laugh. He seems like one cool ass dude.

Cecile was awesome. Smart, sleek, witty, confident and authoritative. My kind of woman. Kudos to Hillary too.