Fuck it. You’re right. I agree.

Thanks. It’s a tall order but I’ve got to do it. It’s for his own good. The guy is completely delusional.

Your comments in this thread prove only that you’re a hysterical person with no ability to comprehend anything beyond your own ignorant views.

Good list. I think he’s pretty much got those all covered. He’s just not an objectively handsome man, and a little socially awkward. I just don’t think he’s self-aware enough to realize that he doesn’t have enough going for him for a “hot girl” to be interested in him. And his ridiculous requirement on age makes me…

Exactly. But I guess it will to some extent require me politely informing him that his physical appearance is, shall we say, “suboptimal.” Or ugly, to phrase it another way.

Right. I see your original point — and I agree with it.

I have a friend who is 35, broke, not particularly good looking, works a shitty job and lives in a apartment on the outskirts of town. He complains that he can’t find anyone on online dating sites. So I took a look at his dating profile. Turns out he refuses to go out with any woman unless she’s gorgeous, built like a…

I’ll bet that as an adult though you get hit on by plenty of men, no?

The girl sitting next to him is like, “Yup, he fumbles like this every goddamned night. Ugh.”

Wouldn’t mind sticking my finger up her butt. Isn’t that what they call the Buffalo salute?

Miscarriage of justice. Throw the book at him!

Sounds like these players are ready for the NFL.

Fucking bullshit.

Well said.