Peter Thiel bought the Bordeaux house, so you could mock this lady for it, & so she (but really he) could sue HamNo & the Concourse for defamation. Come on man, the proof is in the pudding.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

I only bang ex-coworkers, I’m friendly and flirty with them when they work there and then stay in touch with them after they transfer or quit.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

i don’t know. CBS has neutered him somewhat. i’ve watched some of the new stuff and i find myself a bit bored. Sam Bee and John Oliver I think may give us more of the winning feint.

That was my first thought. As a women who is generously endowed in the labia dept: I have always been this way. Activity does not change your labia.

I prefer to use the more appropriate scientific terminology for veganism: eating disorder.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

Ted Cruz is an alien that was kicked off his home planet because even they don’t like him.

@GoldenMama #HillarySoQualified

Let’s dispel once and for all the notion that the NFL doesn’t know what they are doing.

While your earlier letter to The Times called the tobacco industry “perhaps the most odious industry in America history,” you somehow fail to mention in either letter that it was your firm that represented Phillip Morris in that RICO case.

It should be noted that the fundraiser is for the Hillary Victory Fund, which does help Hillary’s campaign, but also donates to down-ticket races. This sort of funding is usually vital for smaller Democratic campaigns, who cannot acquire enough funding on their own to be competitive.

A friend of mine who worked in support enforcement says part of the problem is how many non-custodial parents don’t see it as child support, but money they’re being forced to pay that bitch.

So far so good. I mean I lived through 8 years of Reagan and 8 years of W. and was never rude to anyones car (sometimes it was a huge struggle, admittedly) and now they are going to mess with me over a sitting president? @#@$#%@#@##@!!!!!!! It’s tiring though, especially when driving cross country.

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.

I wouldn't mind those hot dogs in my buns.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!