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Frankly, I'm just appalled at the extent of the comments section. I can't make it through the whole thing. I haven't read anything outright horrific, but just so much creepiness and disturbance. It deeply unsettles me that half the population have had to (or will have to) deal with something that goes beyond any

Do you think they have shared finances? There's no way that she doesn't have an ironclad pre-nup.

Yeah, I wonder what his medication situation actually is? I'm no professional (though my wife is), but it seems like he should be taking something.

The notable story in my family is my (normally calm and collected) Dad throwing the pieces from Clue. My mom beat him after he kept getting pulled into other rooms by other players, so he couldn't get to the right room to make his accusation.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Yeah, except he didn't even lose! He just decided that he did something in the virtual reality that he wouldn't have done in real life, so his victory didn't count. He would be terrible at Grand Theft Auto.

I would watch that Seaspray movie, only if he talks in that voice the whole time.

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I really don't have the energon to deal with this today.

I, for one, can't say that I care for this cultural appropriation of HAM radio operators everywhere.

Yeah, but only where No Cars Go.

I feel like this happens to me more and more frequently these days. And I'm supposed to be a highly sought demographic!

Recently, I picked up some books at a yard sale, including Crichton's State of Fear. I remembered thinking that Jurassic Park was great when I read it (in fairness, I was 12).
It was just…I can't even believe it. It's like the literary equivalent of that Shyamalan movie where he plays a controversial but visionary

It has to be at least…three times bigger than this!

It's early, and I read that as Angela Lansbury. A more genteel final frontier.

" 'Brandon' is a gay guy's name, right?"

An actual line from DC Talk's Wikipedia:
"The group is notable for its stances against racism (as evidenced by "Colored People", the second track of Jesus Freak),"
Remember, it's not like that was exactly a popular position to take in 1995.

God, you know it has to be true. I bet they hang out sometimes.

Meh. I'll wait for my The Ridiculous 6 limited-edition vinyl.

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