Hopefully he doesn't decide to omit the colon from the title.

Jamaica Avenue?

I find it delightfully meta that Yum! Brands, Inc. has chains like Pizza Hut and Taco Bell known for combining ordinary products into unholy gestalts…and then they combine those chains into a single location.

Just once, I'd like to see Hollywood portray a benevolent meat mogul. Propaganda, hidden agendas, and all that, y'know what I mean?

Taco Bell anecdote: for the most part, my wife didn't really have the mood swings commonly associated with pregnancy. However, we stopped by the drive thru on our way back from picking up a Christmas tree. After paying for our order at the window, for a split second I started to pull forward, mistakenly thinking…

I'd like to add a calm post before things get too inflammatory.

I don't think there's anything uncanny about those monstrosities. They give me the same vibe as the "Heffalumps and Woozels" from Winnie the Pooh, which freakin' terrified me growing up.

Well, thank God that whatever executive thought Jane Lynch could redeem that garbage pile was wrong. There's already enough vapid tripe on that network.

I wasn't familiar with this guy, but the good ol' internet rabbit trail led me to his sublime reviews of "Rachael vs. Guy Celebrity Cook-Off" over on Grantland, which in turn got me to finally stop lurking and create a username. So, there's that. When he described Rachael Ray repeatedly using the word "Sloppies," I…