Right? You could totally slap some sweet sunglasses on him and CGI a brain in his torso. THAT I would pay to see.
Also, the Wikipedia for Krang has the comment, "This article possibly contains original research." I'm…not sure how that's possible.

I sharply inhaled at this comment. In my book, that's better than a laugh.

Mike Myers' The Cat in the Hat led me to read Dr. Seuss for the first time.

Oh, wow. I never realized that before. Of course they did. My favorite escapades in celebrity child-naming, however, will always belong to George Foreman.

Her lengthy correspondence with Ghostface Killah was on those private email servers.

Well, there goes a third of my show, duuuuuuude.
Actual Local Dive Bar Name Contest. I submit "Wally's House of Booze."

Any comments on his acting ability aside, I find Adrien Brody's face incredibly punchable. Yet for some reason, he ends up in SO MANY commercials, like that one where Andre 3000 was wearing a sombrero.

Jose Canseco?

The thing I will remember about that show, besides the fantastic name, is how they did their best to capitalize on Patricia Arquette's Oscar for Boyhood.

"Yeah, halfway there! Bring on the hash browns, baby! I'll be done by 11:30!"

I hovered my cursor over that, hoping desperately that it was a link.

wtf is starz lol

Nope. Crash Man. Or any vertical Mega Man level.

Ugh. I hated always getting lectured after I dropped the princess because one of those stupid electric jellyfish got me. Link's scream is embedded in my brain. And the mini boss fight was incredibly annoying. Run around in a circle, slowly gaining ground, while trying not to run into the spikes.

Every Rainbow Road, ever.

The end of your comment turned into "The Month of May" so smoothly, I didn't even notice. Until I did.

Peak user name/comment synergy.

Membership in the AV Club provides immunity to being, as the article put it, "manipulated by my attachment to the pretty people on the teevee."
At least, THESE specific people.

I imagine that a lot of the difference in the numbers between the DS and 3DS has to do with timing and the advent of mass market mobile gaming. Why would I spend $150 plus $40 per game when I can spend $5 and hand my kid my phone for a couple hours?

This was my thought before I even got to the question mark in the title.