I fucking love Dave. I cook for him occasionally. He really loves Pasta primavera. I like him so much I even throw bacon in there and don't charge him for it.

New Rihanna in the back!
Guy Fieri is a big fan yo!
Why?
I can tell you bout carribean cooking though

This is the Guy Fierie-Anthony Bourdain feud of music. Obviously, Kanye is the Guy Fieri here. Talented, more attractive, lover of all things tits and ass.

To real men, bacon smells like roses. To real women, bacon smells like Guy Fieri

Smashmout was relevant for 5 years. Guy Fieri is going on 15 years of changing people's lives through the power of my greasy spoon. If Kanye West isn't the Guy Fieri of music, then Guy Fieri doesn't know brisket.

Not from Chicago but I've got a lot of fans out there. The city has both my 2nd and 8th favorite bowling alleys in the nation.

Food N! actually turned that pilot down. They however are moving forward on my 3 hour Easter special, CCC(reep ooks hicken)

True Story, I once tried to get Vampire Weekend on my show to eat Vampire Fries with me. Their agent said the lead singer didn't like garlic.

Hey perfume company,
Maybe now that you've been ripped off by Jay Z you'll give a real celebrity a chance. I already sent you the prototype of my newest scent: Buffalo Wings and Underbreast. The ball is in your court to call me.

The guy Fieri of music is releasing an album in 2 weeks and it's going to make more waves than my Ahi Tuna stir fry enchilada!

That's smokin, bro.

I'm not racist in the least bit, but when I saw the title, I was expecting an adaptation of my Birth of a Nation Chili Cheese Nacho Platter from Johnny Garlic's. I recommend splitting it before 4 people. How many could this film possibly appeal to? I rate this film 3 episodes of Bourdain's CNN miscarriage of a show.

Depressing news. I always thought Abe Vigoda would make a terrific name for a meal at one of my restaurants, and now that I just learned Abe Vigoda isn't the name of the other guy in ZZ Top, I think I just might do it. Abe Vigoda Italian Meatball Tacos, here I come.

Maybe afterwards we could go to a titty bar. Do you like size Es or Ds? If so, I got a tattoo of some that I'd show you.

Glad to see somebody is a fan of my masterpiece, but if you got a problem with GGG(uy's rocery ames), you've got a problem with yourself, not with me. GGG is my 808s and Heartbreak. I rate your post 1 big bowl of bean only chili, no cheese or crackers to go with it.

This is similar to how I got revenge on that guy who reviewed me in the NYT(ew ork imes). I tied him to a chair and forced him to watch every episode of DDD(iners, rive-ins,ives) while I sat beside him giving commentary on the behind the scenes information. Seeing that this paint film is clearly an adaptation of me, I…

A celebratory writing a book? Nice to see more are following in the footsteps of Guy. I rate him one slammin beef brisket and 2 sides of garlic mash. Ha-Ha!

Common misconception. The crust of the pizza starts out as what is known as dough. It's floury, it's yeasty, and most importantly, it's money as hell. Uncooked dough is often in balls, as is mozzarella. As are the tomatoes which make the sauce. It's absolutely wicked to think about. For making me think about it, I'm…

Michael Jackson never dies, for he always lives on in my meat beater(heart).

Already got my tickets. One of the benefits of being a celebrity chef. I rate Kanye and his music 3 buffalo gouda burgers and half a Guy Fieri.