Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Plot twist: she’s really a lesbian and hates herself, trying to justify this self loathing through Bible interpretations, and needs to act out against it to keep herself in check.

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

But the EMALS!

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war. There is nothing good or glorious about it. Yet Trump has to wave his dick around, which will only get a lot of good people killed. He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons,…

I’m 5'9", which is the average height for an American make across all races. I can’t exactly do the ones that involve the top of the frame in a standard door. If you include women this is useless for between half and three quarters of the population.

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

Time to circle the wagons around the leader of the free world: Angela Merkel

He fixes the cable?

But Trump will bring back all of those highly paid jobs working at home with Google! He got my sister in law one and she was able to afford a new BMW in only six weeks!!!!

He was making acid wash jeans.

That doesn’t look like anything to me.

I think the difference is the respect for the institutions of government and of the American people. GWB had bad policy that tanked the economy and got us into unwinnable, destabilizing, unjustifiable wars. But he at least respected the office of the Presidency, the humanity of Muslims and immigrants, and while he…

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.