and it’s cool to disrespect gold star families. pos

I like people who don’t cancel peace summits

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

Frontier has responded to the incident by adding an up-charge option for seats outside of open-urination rows for all future flights.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

ur mom is a functional ball handler

let alone the senate, which allows for red states to be overly represented in the federal government. when red state wyoming voters have 29 times the representation in the senate as blue state California voters, it’s sorta hard to believe that victimization complex conservatives love to dip into.

Hey, friendly reminder.

look, if I want a corn dog, and I can get it. I’m getting that corn dog. why should this be any different? he wants rebounds let him have the rebounds. the analogy doesn’t fit perfectly I know in the sense that 16 corn dogs is probably better than 16 rebounds, but I think you follow

Hayden Gillum was also T’d up for filming a basketball game in portrait mode

My solution would be to have the first baseman wear a catcher’s uniform.

Overlaying white print on top of his white jersey. One could say that graphic design is not exactly his forte

How Trump voters can simultaneously bitch about unions and lament the disappearance of well-paying jobs that only existed due to those same unions never ceases to both amaze and depress me.

Freestyle Driveway Shoveling, Gloveless Gas Pumping, and Monopoly by Candle Light would be pretty good, as well.

[loud screaming]

I agree that most gun owners in America are responsible. I don’t think they are being drowned out by the crazies though, they are being drowned about the NRA, the Republican Party and the gun manufacturers. Like most things in this country, this is about race and money. The gun manufactures use the NRA as their…

Quotes in email signatures are the best.

he takes two chicks home?