Bub City? Rockit? C'mon man, you can do better than that...

After spraying champagne from the balcony of the Rockit Bar and Grill, Kane got someone to give him a Hancock.

Much to Nicodemo's surprise, the players didn't even flinch when their coach — wearing a stomach-revealing crop top, listening to Liberace Sings Broadway's Greatest Hits on his iPod, and with his live-in assistant coach's arms around his waist — announced he was gay.

I doubt he's actually fucking, Tom.

I love my city. But when the Cubs finally win the World Series, we're all screwed. I live about a mile from Wrigley Field, well within the riot-zone should this ever happen. Last night was crazy enough, be that will be apocalyptic. Then again, maybe I'll never know...

This is actually a positive use of Twitter. Pretty cool to see for once.

Maybe the caddy was, in fact, wrong.

I am chomping at the bit to scorch the first person treats this flop as a serious thing!

Sorry. I thought it said beers. Carry on.

In retrospect, the early 2000's emergence of middle infielders who could hit 30+ homers a season (looking at you, Jeff Kent, Brett Boone, Alfonso Soriano, Alex Rodriguez, et al) should've been a tip off that something was amiss in baseball.

Any reason why Coffee isn't being praised like Pat Tillman? I mean no disrespect to Tillman at all, but when he up and quit he was became the face of the NFL and the "life is bigger than sports" world. Is it because our country has shifted on what it thinks about the military and the wars we've been apart of? Or is…

Army paratroopers protect your right to say this.

Not pictured: Papa John passed out on the club floor.

Well ESPN and Disney think Bill Simmons is such a dumb ass that they have him 35 million dollars, his own magazine and are grooming him daily for television.

Not to have Parker in...what was Pop thinking ...it was dumb and ir cost the Spurs a game because chernobly threw the ball away for the 30 th time

Haters. Simmons is the man.

Most likely to examine his own urine for PEDs.

Not for nothing, but is there a pitcher in the majors who hasn't struck out Jason Heyward this season? Just sayin'.

"I see the hole, a big hole as I like to think, and you put it up there. "

Everyone wishes they could shoot like Ray.