Don't forget to include the view that a lot of Heat fans had...

If we're going to sit around a compliment someone's head, let's make it Jason Collin's.

Yep.

Good on Steve. He sounds like a real stand up guy.

I'm single without kids, what should I wear?

The Ortiz men have never been shy about wearing their hearts on their sleeves. Russ cried like a baby when his local Golden Corral burned to the ground.

And John Denver died in a small plane accident. Guess that is not a good luck surname.

Okay, okay, now my new favorite slugger is Domonic Brown.

Suze Orman immediately reached out to show her how to make tongue twats feel perfectly natural and even desirable.

I bet Teixeira shit his pants after that. He just kind of seems like a guy who'd do that.

How desperate are ya'll for other people to do your work?

Tweaker vs. Beaker

It's a bit more understandable when you consider that he's a switch hitter.

Which, if true, would be quite a shame.

Geez, my kid sucks at soccer, too, but you don't see me writing a whole article whining about it.

Rose is the diamond in a bowl of turds over there on that show. Wilbon and Simmons have to be the most egotistical sports journalists in the history of time, and Magic is clearly just collecting easy pay checks.

The Big Duck was built back in the 1930's. It was an advertisement for a duck farm in the area, which is where the Ducks get their name. So it is indeed related.

This is John Clayton's best chance at getting laid in years.