Meet the Mets!

This will be a new tactic used at sporting events. Therefore columnist and trolls who tweet at Fat Chipper will be hunted down in their seat.

Love Pharrell, but for something like this he had to have been the worst possible match up. Pharrell is upbeat beats, should've got some CRUNK in the system!

The first fan email captured every struggling franchise fan base.

Did the crack video ever come out? I don't know if this makes me sick, but I want to watch someone smoke crack.

Hey Colin that's what they told me too -

If you say his name out loud dragged on it sounds funny, and its how I assume he introduces himself - Pauuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Koufax with out the yamaka

No, THIS is dumb -

America.

Too bad this will go unnoticed, gold

I need that advice today, I'm a working mid-20s guy who still pees on the seat.

ESPN didn't want the gentleman blinking in the back to 'C' the typo...

I don't like her because of the guys laugh she's with. Really says a lot about her.

Chiefs could be semi-decent, maybe 6-10?

Because it's baseball...who knows.

Never knew you could bring a basketball through security. Now that I know this I'm going to be balling, while we fly high. Yes, that was a dipset/Jim Jones reference.

So give me my prize, I want a replica Otis Armstrong jersey.

Everybody is wrong. :09 second mark, Running back Otis Armstrong #24.

He must play for the rowing team.