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Are we sure this isn’t a practice outfit for her one-man dance routine?

Lol yup. I used to love Windows up until I bought vista on day one, and had to revert to xp. Gave it a shot after six months again and gave up. The next PC I bought had vista preinstalled, and all these years of updates later it still remains shite, which is why I stick mainly to my win 7 lappy.

Huh, for some reason I thought this was already a thing that came and went, or maybe got cancelled.

The people I know who use win 8 do so because they don’t know any better, and are like ‘this is just the way you have to do it now’

All this talk about sexy Nazis reminded me of the singer from “The Producers,” and in looking for a picture blew my mind to discover that he was played by John Barrowman; I had never made the connection before. And that picture you posted of Waltz... well let’s just say I also have an appreciation for men who can wear

OMG OMG OMG, LEGO Old School Space T-Shirt is a thing, OMG OMG OMG

Old trick, I remember learning this as a kid in Beavers (junior scouts).

lol I came in here just to see if anyone pointed out that you could just put entire packs of matches in the jar

Circa 1983 I was on a tour at Universal Studios, and snuck into the studio that filmed “Hart to Hart.” Someone mistook me for a stuntman, who apparently was a no-show, so I just went along with it. It was a non-speaking role of a henchman in a short fight scene with THE Robert Wagner. The cheesy `80s fight

Haha, fair enough!

I worked briefly in an office as part of a skeleton crew of a massive factory that had ceased operations. We had some kind of special dedicated phone (idk why) but it happened to be just a digit off of a few different businesses. So when it rang we could say whatever we wanted. We would take pizza orders, answer with

No, because in that scenario my boss is the faker. Seriously, he’s a fucking idiot and everyone knows it. Everyone is puzzled as to how he managed to get his job.

Wait, you weren’t interested, but he still got your number? lol

Lol I need to learn some spanish then, because the french thing rarely works in Canada

Or “Urban”

I’m pissed now that “Brokeback Bachelor” isn’t a real show

REgurgitate!

I heard that on Survivor they stock condoms in the firstaid kits