Bahahahaha, you’re still going on?! I’ll try one last time to put this as simply as possible.

lol I grew up in a small isolated town that didn’t have a Tim’s (until after I left of course!), and the only time I got to have it was when on vacation; a rare treat indeed. When I went away to university one of the first things I did was get a dozen doughnuts and ate them all in one sitting. It was glorious. I did…

No, not even close. A mall is private property, yes, but a public space nonetheless. There are big legal differences between privately owned property that is open to the public, and residential property (i.e. your house). And I know this is true for most places, the only reason I wrote “pretty sure” is because the law…

First off, I didn’t make any assumptions. I simply related a story in hopes that you would gain a little understanding that not everyone is an idiot for not knowing your store’s odd ordering practice, not to defend drunken assholes. You’re the one who came back all defensive and brought up sexual harassment and stuff.…

lol I know all too well the ignorance of youth ;)

[I’m in Canada too] About ten years ago I worked at a very large hospital, and these two idiot security guards were fired after they took a joint from a lost & found wallet and smoked it while on duty. Someone ratted them out, and with no evidence, they could have easily just denied it and that would have been it. But…

No, I wouldn’t blame you for being rude for all that stuff... but absolutely none of those things have anything whatsoever to do with being rude to someone because they don’t know your super secret special way of ordering on their first visit to your establishment.

Six years is totally enough, because that’s at least double the statute of limitations, right? RIGHT?

thirty-something creepers are creepers because they’re creepers, not because they’re thirty-something.

They looked like regular Tim Horton’s doughnuts to me lol, but now that you say that I realise that their doughnuts look the same whether fresh or not. It’s pretty rare I get anything from Tim’s that is stale though, although I’ll usually ask how fresh the croissants are because I can’t eat those unless they are…

To be fair, I went to a Pita Pit for the first time a few days ago. I was confused and the lady was just as rude to me as you sound like probably are, but wtf how am I supposed to know that you guys do things differently to literally every other sandwich/pita/gyro/schwarma shop I’ve ever been to? Ordering toppings…

In my experience, sailors are usually willing to give much more than the tip ;)

Wait, did they know they were being given raw egg? Because that could actually kill someone :|

That’s horrible! Why didn’t you say anything? If it happened once, sure, but a year? And if I didn’t want to confront them directly, I seriously would have at least set up a sting, like get a good friend to come eat when they are there, and so they can “happen to notice” and say something to the guy.

I would like to known, when did “waiter” become “server”? In many parts of the world, being a waiter is still considered a true profession, and being a waiter/waitress is a source of pride. The word “server” makes me think of some gross lunch lady with a hairnet scooping slop onto your tray, with a cigarette hanging…

That`s awwwwesome! They get a good tip, and you get to swear; it`s win-win!

As in an airport shuttle? Wait, we`re supposed to tip for that? I honestly had no idea that was expected. I guess maybe if the driver was nice and actually got off to help you with your luggage, otherwise isn`t that like tipping a bus driver (like greyhound or city bus)?

They were all great, but holy crap alot of people need to learn to edit! Large amounts of unnecessary text makes me sad. (I also mean in general, I`m not picking on these in particular).

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I agree they shouldn`t get kicked out, but by doing this in public they ARE making it your business.