I almost got a little offended when you called the guys douchebags, then quickly realised that it’s an entirely different ballpark when the masseuse is female. So yeah, I can only imagine the shit your friend has to put up with. I hope she’s careful, and takes proper precautions. On the bright side, I bet she has…

of course there’s nothing wrong with owning a cat, you’re just a cat owner... but “cat lady” is an actual thing, and it’s basically a current-day version of “old spinster.” the term gets used way too much, so if people start calling you a cat lady, you need to stop and think: “is this person a douchebag who is ‘just…

Aww, I wanna know what he said... or maybe not. I bet your dad has a lot of other good stories though.

oh no, it’s not your fault. i’m a very logical thinker, so i’m constantly getting confused by normal people.

so...

lol like almost half of these actors i’ve never heard of, or only vaguely know the name. too bad about Sam Worthington though, i liked him (except he has these weird eyes that at certain angles makes him look like he has a mild case of down syndrome).

I did not read any of this. I only clicked on it because the word “cravat” caught my eye. Which is like an ascot. Who wears and ascot?

I know their music pretty well, but I really don’t know much about them, so I’m genuinely glad to hear that about Keith.

lol really though, it’s not surprising that Jagger was an ass.

I’ve never had a real celebrity encounter, but I did see Whoopi Goldberg. She wasn’t rude or anything, just WEIRD...

lol i’m kinda surprised now, because he always struck me as the secretly gay type

ok, what i really want to know is... umm, does “extras” mean what i think it does (as in happy ending)? I’m not being judgemental or anything, but i just want to know if that’s like a common thing for celebs to do.

Mr. Dressup would never do this... just sayin’

Holy shit! I just posted about a story involving Jagger and what a douche he is, then I read this lol. It was in response to the comment up there by Herve Villechaize

I met an older British lady who told me how she was a waitress at some popular tavern back in England during the sixties. Lot`s of big musicians hung out there. She described the Beatles as very nice boys; always polite. She didn`t like it when the Rolling Stones came in. I asked her about that, and she tried to stay…

inquiring minds NEED to know!

I once watched an interview with one of the Oasis guys, can’t remember which one. He seemed like a huge douche. I remember he was saying how they never wasted their time on bullshit awards shows, and won’t go to one unless they know ahead of time they’ve won. So apparently if they’re ever nominated for an award, you…