Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.
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guttymonkey
Given that this is Jezebel, I recognize that this is satire. However, because this is Jezebel, there’s a 50% chance that this isn’t satire.
Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.
What makes you think he won’t be a good husband for her? i’m sure you have a ton of insight into their romantic relationship.
I love how you feel qualified to judge the suitability of a spouse for someone you have never met. So amazingly patronizing.
I’m sorry, and there is no polite way really to ask, but who gives a shit how you feel?
why on earth does it matter who she marries?
Geez...you guys are jerks.
How about, as my mama always says, “It’s none of your beeswax.”
You live a sad life, when your first thoughts upon hearing about a newly engaged couple is inevitably about domestic abuse and him being ‘unworthy’, as if this was an 18th century affair between a royal and a commoner. Yikes!
What is wrong with marrying that guy?
Why are we taking a crap on them?
The last time the redskins thought they were in control of their own destiny, it manifested itself in a similarly poor fashion.
Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.
Would I have said something like that at 18? Sure, probably. Does that mean I was a piece of shit at 18? Oh, absolutely.
Jesus Fucking Christ, is it just impossible for any group of men to not be utter dillweeds?
I think that’s what a lot of people are not understanding about the situation we are in: none of these people give a fuck about how the government functions. None of them give a fuck about improving the lives of americans. They want to enrich themselves, their friends, the corporations they are tied to and after…