Like the Republicans respected the office of the President by blocking every single thing Obama tried to do from day one while feeding the worst suspicions held up by the very man who replaces him that he’s not American, secretly Muslim and wants to destroy the nation.

Mental gymnastics? Nope, just a very basic understanding of the history of this country.

Thirteen

One finger for each Sixers win this season.

WTF, was helping her up from the ground his idea of layaway for that future hideous crime against her? This is one sick-ass man.

I go on social media and give out every last bit of my personal information freely. That way any prospective criminal knows I’m not worth robbing.

OK just stop right there. I will have none of your bringing logic into this discussion about my good invisible friend Jesus.

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

Reporter: Tom, has Donald ever touched you inappropriately?

Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,…

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

If you were up to date on all the latest golf gossip, you’d know that Rickie and Alexis broke up last January...like, duh! ;-)

“Who has two thumbs and won’t have to pay alimony to anyone in five years? THIS GUYYYYYYYYYY...”

how could he be so heartless?

Wait, you can tie in baseball?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Seems fitting that the Red Sox and Cubs will be meeting in the World Series just as the Trump apocalypse ends the planet

This is just shitty dating. And heck, how many creeps like to say “women enjoy the chase” in PUA crap? So lets encourage shitty, creepy behavior of PUAs! Yah! Real hero!