You know it baby! Thats what a Hamburger is ALL about!

Yeah you nailed it. I know I won't be buying Halo 5 on day one. Halo 4 was such a huge and painful disappointment for me, I honestly don't think 343i has the skills to make a Halo game good enough for me to be interested again.

This is a bit off topic, but I have to say it.

I think you may have some unresolved anger issues you need to work out.

Yeah that music was just terrible.

The jig is up

Did your grandpa recently die leaving your grandmother a widow?

Diablo 3 was released in 2012.

I'm right there with you. I'd love to alternate who I see for Christmas each year between my mom dad and girlfriend's family, but because they all live so close there isn't really a good excuse to not see everyone other than "I don't really want to".

I mean its coming out on the WiiU, so what more can you expect?

I also thought that the basic text over black was REALLY lazy. I have little to no skills and I could have easily whipped up something infinitely better.

Lol, are you sure you're not wearing Capris?

Do Canadians even know what shorts are?

As a former (a long time ago) Gamestop employee, I saw my manager lie to people constantly in order to up his daily sales and Pre-order numbers. I'm not saying its an institutionalized lie that corporate pushes, but I see people often over pay on their pre-orders because well, someone at the store was essentially…

I think you'll be hard pressed to find almost anyone who would agree with you that Fable 3 might be considered better than either Fable 2 or 1.

Just an FYI, you can preorder any game at Gamestop for $5, you don't have to pay $40 up front. If they told you that its because its good for their daily sales figures.

I have to agree, 343's take on Halo 4 pretty much killed what had been a 10 year affair with the Halo Universe. At this point I can't imagine myself buying halo 5, as 343 hasn't really done a single thing to make me have any faith in their development abilities.

Oh I agree with you on that point! I honestly think Halo 2 and 4 are the worst two in the series, but at least Halo 2's multilayer generally remained awesome, while 343's freshman attempt at MP has been well... embarrassing.

Pretty sure Halo 4 is the worst in the series, by a long shot.

This whole article is not fair, and not really based in reality. Because Jay Mohr is definitely not a comedian.