“Make America Flate Again!”

Man, I’ve had a shitty evening, and the laugh I had at this comment made me feel alive again, even if for just a brief moment. Thank you from the bottom of my weary soul.

On the one hand, this is outstanding. On the other hand, it’s average.

Make America 8-8 again

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.

I seriously doubt it. They make a PA announcement at every game that baseballs frequently leave the playing surface. If, for that reason, you do not wish to view the game, you can return to the box office with your ticket stub and get your money back. The same message is written on the back of every ticket. The…

If history was any indicator, she was probably not paying attention to the game. And I don’t know why people’s first reaction is always “let me sue!” Sometimes life just sucks. Give me a break the world isn't that safe.

Goose Gossage would drill her in the head the next time she was up for showing up the pitcher.

It’s not a balk because the idea behind balks is to prevent pitchers from doing unexpected things to disrupt the batter’s reasonable expectation of when the pitch is coming. Because he makes the same motions consistently, it’s been ruled the deceptive quality is eliminated. As weird as the motion is, once you’ve seen…

Holy fucking shit that dude still has Christmas lights up lol.

Nothing about Shane McMahon being a goddamn madman?

Bills fans do it better.

My parents are fairly conservative politically (and religious as well), but they did the best thing for me by NOT “explaining homosexuality” very much at all to me as a kid. Oddly enough I was able to figure out all on my own, and quite quickly, that LGBT people are pretty cool and that their so-called “choices” don’t…

Kid: “Why should I hate them?”
Parent: “Because of the bible says so”
K: “What’s a bible?”
P: “It’s a set of rules by god”
K: “So there is a rule that says we have to hate people?”
P: “Well, not really, but there is a strong interpretation of it that shows to some miscontructed theories that possibly, maybe you’re not…

Umpires get a lot of shit, but for today at least that ump is a hero.

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

If you’re a grown man, and you concern yourself with buying garments that have been worn by grown men who are not you, then you are a huge fucking nerd and you deserve whatever garbage you get tricked into buying.