Someone definitely needs to explain this. I mean, who buys an NFC Championship photo collage?

I can't wait til they make beastmode crotch flavored skittles

He's not holding his dick. He just keeps his wallet in the front.

Ballsmcgee also does this - but he hangs the wet towel OVER THE DOOR THAT HAS TOWEL HOOKS ON THEM. I'm like, are you a fucking psychopath?

That's insanity! That hand was my husband's first love, and I owe a debt of gratitude to it!

That's complete ridiculous. A visitor ,especially one whom I assume is opposite sex, should never masturbate in your presence without your permission. I'm a dumb, crazy man and I'd never do some shit like that.

I gotta hand it to you. At first i thought this story was fake and you were yanking me. So I flipped through it vigorously again and again until I finished and finally saw the truth come out.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

This has happened to me, but it was a guy I barely knew. We met at a party, went back to my dorm (#college), made out for a while, and fell asleep. I woke up to him just seconds away from ~*paradise*~, so I didn't have enough time to do anything. Then again, I was so horrified that I don't know what I would have done…

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

I don't think this is covered in Emily Post, but I feel safe saying ew. Ew ew ew.

Same. Or I start singing "Stroke it real good!" to the tune of Salt N Pepa's Push It.

Just ignore me, I'll be fine by myself.

Shane Mosley admitted to steroid use during his career. Using steroids as a boxer is a heinous offense and very dangerous. I wouldn't call him a model citizen. De la Hoya and Hatton are both known for their drug abuse. Oscar has fornicated with hookers. Hatton struggled with booze.

Lol, you're moron. You admit they are still two of the best boxers in the planet and that somehow makes this fight NOT exciting? Yeah, cuz it would be more exciting to watch two lesser ranked opponents. SMH. You're an idiot.

Everything you dropped was spot on.... This fight is hinging on whether Manny can land a big shot on Floyd because Floyd WILL catch Manny coming in (if Marquez can catch him.... Look at the outcome!) I've noticed Manny's habit of "jumping in the pocket" with both hands down and sort of double clutching if he can't…

Damn, Mayweather haters are scared now that the fight is taking place. You call Floyd a hortible person, wtf does that have to do with anything? You think when you watch football those are all "good guys" who have never done wrong in life? I dont watch sports for good guys, I watch for good athletes, simple. You can…

still the best fight to be made

Not to kill your analogy but MJ would be among the worst players in basketball if he were to return to the court. Floyd and Manny are still among the best in their sport even if they are a bit old. Sure, this fight isn't as exciting as it would have been. But it's still exciting. I'll watch it. And so will you.

You're doing good things for this world.