It's just Gawker iconoclasm. Puig good, Jeter bad. They can't just co-exist on a more level gray area where both are lauded simply for what they did well.

I've never been a huge Jeter fan because of his refusal to let anyone know who he is, as you allude to.

Judging advertisements by any sort of aesthetic criteria is probably a category error

It's so nice to see the writers of the Gawker Media Colossus(tm) have discovered mouf-to-butt secks, and are tittering about it like some grossed out yet really, really intrigued teenagers.

Jesus Tim, bitter much? The majority of your rant here is you being upset with how all professional athletes are corporate sponsors.

Even the guy that taught this whole generation of internet writers about Jeter's short comings, Rob Neyer, considers him the 3rd best shortstop of all time. So you'd think maybe the haters could last 10 more days with out a public meltdown, but no.

I, and I know countless others, enjoyed the advertisement. What a terrible hit-piece disguised as a critique of journalism. Deadspin's annoyance with Jeter is getting tired. I guess you all needed a new dead horse after everyone grew tired of reading compilations of racists on Twitter.

No. You missed the well researched article about how "eating booty" is of the now. The implication is that Jeter is the hipster kitty of paraphilia, trying to be current but not having the range to really strike out into the sexual Avant-Garde.

That asscalated quickly.

Deadspin Headline: Formerly great web site continues to take uneccessary shots at retiring MLB player who never embarrassed himself like the writers at this once relevant web site. Also to all who will say then why are you here, my response is that like a really bad car accident I want to continue to watch these…

No, it's from the widely reported rumor that Jeter gives out gift baskets to women he has sex with.

I'm sorry that he didn't respect the fact that you've turned an anachronistic children's folkway into a money-grubbing adult obsession.

The Splendid Sphincter

Yeah eats, yeah eats

I can't believe I'm hearing this. All fours? No, the best method is on your back like a baby having his diaper changed.

"Oh yeah, I love it. I love #2."

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

"And do it right. After the experts at ESPN took turns, I have very high standards for anyone putting their lips down there."

Oh sweet, she gets to kiss one of his rings

Yo, this is a really long article about Gatorade, though.