Sounds like someone is sipping on some haterade, ammirite?!

This all reads pretty hollow from a website that makes its paid advertisements look and read like editorial content.

I threw up a little in my mouth after reading the first two paragraphs. Go back to writing about MMA, Tim. You have no place as a journalist writing about baseball.

—Please ignore the fact that this article has been moved off the frontpage top spot by "Lily Butler for Pringles" and her Sponsored/Promoted snack-based "article" from 5 hours ago.—

Oh, fuck off. Jeter is a baseball god.

Why does DEADSPIN have a bug up their ass over one lousy ad? All ads are promoting something. Hell, I don't even like the Yankees but I respect sports history and Jeter's place in it. What's so tragic about a proper sendoff? Damn.

I once woke up with a dude who wore a hockey jersey. I'm not sure which one is worse. /s

He was soaked in his own urine - ofcourse he wouldn't catch fire!

If it's any consolation, I am a gay man who gets along really well with children and they all seem to love me (I think it's because I'm so tall that I seem fatherly yet I have the maturity of a seven-year-old.) I have been asked tons of times, usually by parents, whether I have kids, have I ever thought of adopting,…

more like Colorado Blockies, amirite?

"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

If you wear it in the front, you might as well get a kilt and a sporran.

You know there's been a lot of criticism of Kinja media lately and in turn, the role of blogger like platforms like this site. But here is where it holds its own and earns my respect. I am in Australia and following this with appalled, well . . . horror and incredulousness.

The best place I am getting my news from at…

That's what you get when your police chief gets his training from IDF.

Exxxxxactly. They always seem to worry that trusted commenters make it cliquish, but maybe it can at least take some of the burden off of the GM team so that they can promote commenters the rest of us don't like but who might add good discussion haha. Or pageclicks. Or whatever they want. Spambots and rape porn don't…

I'm all for bringing back the greys, with one condition:

I said this in another thread, but I use a burner account not because I am trolling but because I am AFRAID of those kinds of people being able to hack into the Gawker (or other blog) system and retrieve my personal information if I happen to say something that pisses them off one day. (I've said stuff on here I…