Two are still trolling on Gawker main site without retribution.

Is this real life?

Thank you very much for this update. I think this is a more interesting story than most of what is on the site.

None of us are. It's ridiculous

Bye everyone. It was nice chatting. I'll just be chillin in the greys

Who are we kidding. you're never getting out of the gray anyways.

Screw apologizing for this shit spreading to other parts of Gawker Media. You have to functionally be a moron to think this would not spread.

America is for Black people. My people arrived hundreds of years ago, built this country, worked its lands, and were on the forefront of helping America realize its promise of a just and free nation. We've come from being considered 3/5ths of a person to being the President, Attorney General, governor, doctor, lawyer,…

Devastating.

No surprise this move worked. Russians today are never prepared for sweet rolls.

I was slackjawed with disgust through that whole interview.

Bravo to you sir.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Hmm. Well. These don't seem all that bizarre. Does that make me a sophisticate?

Can you whisper 'loofa' again for me slowly? With a vaguely East European accent?

MMA really pays off, you can work at a gas station when you retire!

Your opinion is stupid and you should feel bad.

Reminds me of this.

Tulsa spelled backwards = asluT