...often isn’t in line with BuzzFeed Life’s tone and editorial mission.

I prefer the terms “binky” and “bobo”.

They will make a game where you have sex with the woman with soulless eyes. Then she will turn on you and chase you naked through the forrest of Nightmareland, across the Sea of Glass, and into the Fjords of Ennui... unless you can find the Bonosquatch, steal it’s essence, and defeat her.

Outstanding illustration.

outstanding

The guy running away is my new hero. He is on a pitch filled with professional soccer players who want to hit him and they can't FUCKING CATCH HIM. He is literally running circles around them. Ha, ha. No wonder they lost the game.

You forgot to tell us to try the veal.

So, she puts on her wizard's cap...

Too bad. I wanted to write a SNL skit where she points at Harry's groin with a pencil and says, "Leviosa" .

This is a dumb comment. They changed the rules of the game because of Dean Smith.

All four corners of the basketball universe are sad at this news.

I'd like to see more about Seattle at the goal line. I couldn't find your stats. I think Lynch averages 2.7 yards per carry inside the 20. It would be interesting to see what they have done in these situations this season. I agree with others on this thread that if the first words out of Collinsworth's mouth had been…

That was great. I love all of those "clueless gamer" segments.

NFL: Selling dicks to assholes.

What would be the best fight in boxing?

Didn't take you long to bite Marv in the back.

This is one of the most threadbare comments on any kind of crime post, and yet I really laughed at this. Well done. I bet you can make a meal out of leftovers.

Dead lizards are a feast for crows. Where are the crows?

Thanks for your reply. It makes the process much clearer.

I'm not totally unsophisticated and I read the whole article, but I am more confused now than when I started reading. This quotation is indecipherable to me: