Trust me asshole BIL got a lot of shit from me and still does YEARS later b/c this was not the first chick he bang on my stove, but the second! Different girl, different stove. This is his MO for some sick sick reason. I am just glad that he is married to a girl who is not into public displays of affection.

Once was in films and it was a gas

Maybe I can get out of the greys with this one.

I had a threesome with the bride and groom a week before their wedding as my wedding gift to them.

OK. I’ll bite.

Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.

I’ve never had a wedding hook-up. However, at my best mate’s wedding, where I was one of the bridesmaids, I was propositioned by the bride’s 12-year-old nephew. I’m not sure he knew exactly what was supposed to happen in these encounters, but clearly had the idea that it involved offering to buy me a drink and the…

Um, why is the NFL marketing the hell out of Brady’s appearance on opening day if they intend to suspend him?? The classic Ben Roethlisberger-Jimmy Garoppolo showdown?

Technology and strength training have turned men’s tennis on fast surfaces into professional football: short bursts of play followed by long periods of waiting around.

Un-affirmed.

I’m not surprised that there was no money coming in since learning that they didn’t do a capital campaign for a decade!! There was some kind of advance level chicanery going on at SBC. That or it was being run by complete idiots :)

I’m a former fundraiser and reading “no capital campaign for 10 years” made me go “WHAAAAAAAAA?” How was a lack of capital campaigns for a decade explained????

“Urban dictionary ... isn’t particularly reliable”. If this were an Understatement Contest thread, we could hand out the prize, shut the doors, and go home now.

I don’t know, but I would probably have kept a close eye on my drink afterwards.

I feel like there should be an award given out annually to whoever does the best job of kicking this guy in the nuts.

(At the office) “As far as women go, you know your stuff pretty well. I hope you asked for a salary that outranks the other women lateral to your position.” Not the other men, mind you, just the other women lateral to me. I may or may not have kicked this guy in the nuts.

What the gallery owner seems to be missing is the chasm between the artist’s *legal* obligations to credit the original work, and the artist’s *moral* obligations to credit the original work. What’s effed up about this is that the derivative work isn’t cool because of his dumb grafitti on it, it’s cool because of the…

Grinning and conspiratorial, all kinetic limbs and generous laughter,

Guys I’m beginning to suspect Tyga isn’t a great person.