Yep, agreed. This is the Herald, not the Globe. It’s the same sort of garbage “journalism” that can be found in, e.g., the NY Post or any similar “newspapers” around the country.

It’s not Boston, it’s Rupert Murdoch.

We had a series of mishaps at my wedding, which was held in a 12th century Scottish Castle. It had a really difficult staircase to manage- designed presumably in case of marauding hordes rather than making it easy for bridal parties.

In order to make sure that my girls made it to the top in one piece, I had ordered…

Oh no! I'm so late for this, but I have a really good one.
My ex-husband's grandmother gave me this beautiful old stick pin for my "something borrowed," but there was no good place to pin it but inside my strapless undergarment thingy. As I started my walk down the aisle, it began to slip. I sort of moved my arm over…

Black people who lived in, say, Alabama in the 1950s would probably not agree that the free market is always so good at solving these problems, and might explain why laws that actually to secure essential liberty and fair treatment for ALL citizens are quite necessary.

It was NY, August 1980, and I was wearing a pale pink "garden" type ensemble that included a split skirt that I bought in a soho boutique. Did I have a wedding wardrobe malfunction? No. Although my grandmother certainly thought so, and made that crystal clear as I approached the altar. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," she…

My second wedding, a beautiful Donna Karen satin gown (40's boudoir), presided over by our Rabbi friend. As Jewish tradition dictates, we retreated from the wedding to "consecrate" our vows. In the old times, it was for the groom to verify the bride's virginity, but as we had our children from previous marriages…

Why yes, someone did indeed spill red wine down the back of my dress before I even entered the reception. How did you know? Luckily the wedding coordinator that came with the site (it was a winery) yelled, "Wine stain! I got this!" and got most of it out.

Drunk bridesmaid spilled red wine on my dress. Then she wandered out of the reception and onto a highway and had to be returned by the state police. Good times.

This is what I see:

This poster's comment is a plus. And the number of pluses in this comment is one.

Bill Don't Lie (groan)

Phase 3 complete - the only thing Griffin has left is to "Try something new".

No little red dot. They should be actual lasers that can cut things. so if the ball touches the post, it would be cut by the laser and explode. That would make for a few awesome replays a year.

Huh, that's kinda great. Was not expecting to be impressed by this.

What is this picture. She is beautiful but this is what I look like at a 4am trying to get someone to buy me drinks.

I worked as a stringer at a newspaper with a woman who had to be the dumbest hillbilly alive. She was telling me at work one day about how she and her boyfriend broke up because her kid and his kid got into a fight and it somehow escalated to that point. She then added that she was three months pregnant with his kid,…

At my last place of employment, we had an employee who was just a laughably bad pathological liar. In reviewing his extensive disciplinary history to issue him discipline on an unrelated matter, I came across my all-time favorite excuse. This particular employee was supposed to carry a radio and be available on the…

So my girlfriend came over unannounced one time and for what ever reason my roommates and I were playing drinking games with some girls. She must have found out somehow and stormed through the house back to my room. The semi-clothed girls asked wait who is that and on cue my roommate says "We live close to campus…

Are those "other people" you mention the author? Because the funnel is mentioned in the post. Grrr. But! Good tip on the beer, thanks!