Just like that homeless man in the tattered hoodie who had no idea who Bill Belichick is.

That's mildly disturbing at first glance.

"Taking a selfie with Jesus" sounds like a euphemism for someone dying.

Jesus, take the wheel. After we take this selfie.

"Doctor, why does my baby have the head of an octopus?"

Gronk: [chugs a beer in the middle of a city street] Woooooooo!

My Hangover with Mel Gibson

Long, long ago, my family lived in Germany (Dad's job). My sister and I worked at a German McDonalds. You had to speak German but not too much since the menu is limited and after a day you pretty much hear and say the same things over and over. The night before she and I and some friends went to see Styx in concert,…

I worked on the Warner Bros. lot in the early 2000's, and had a few celeb encounters, but I'm going to share this one because it falls under the category of "Stupid Lori is Stupid."

Long long loooong time lurker here at Jezebel and occasional commenter before Kinja. But I had to share my favorite celebrity story! In the early 90's I went to art school in Manhattan and was up late working on a project that was due the next day. At around 1am I realized I hadn't eaten anything for hours, so…

I have no idea if my reply will count, because I don't actually know the name of the celeb with whom I had the following encounter, but here we go!

Your enjoyment of this tale may depend on your knowledge of early '90s female singer song-writers, as the best of them usually do. When I was 8 or so my dad took me to a public radio studio recording of Rickie Lee Jones. He was recently divorced and making an effort to spend one on one time with my brothers and I, and…

First time commenter but I HAVE to for this pissing contest.

I used to be a veterinarian. My first job out of vet school was in southwest Michigan, in Niles. Oprah Winfrey had a weekend place in the area. She had a couple of Morgan horses, and the vet practice I worked for took care of them. About a week after I started I got a call one night that one of them had a belly…

Not insane at all in terms of who i dealt with but David Tennant came into my work. I didn't recognize him at first and was kinda half answering one of his questions..then I made super awkward eye contact with him and his crazy arched eyebrow tipped me off that I was speaking with Barty Crouch, Jr. I started giggling…

Many moons ago on a quiet Tuesday morning in Yorkville (shwank Toronto), and I was pretending to work up a sweat on the elliptical when I noticed a group of buff men swaggering down the escalators of my unnecessarily posh gym (I got an insane deal on a membership, don't worry about it). I took a good look and did a…

I was walking through LAX right after finding out my flight was delayed. As I'm walking to grab a coffee to kill some time, I pass a man I sort of think might be Matthew Brodderick walking in the opposite direction. He sheepishly makes eye contact with me, I must have looked confused. Anywho, there are two older…

TW: Gore. Blood. Mashed Potatoes. Platform sandals.