LeBron said the same thing to Delonte West once. Delonte West’s response was “Yea, you are right.”

He kicked him then picked him up and THREW him through the window and I’m not crying about it I just have something in both my eyes.

I’m 100% not make in any crazy accusations but it sounded like a more like a metal bat than a wood bat. More a a ping sound than a crack to me. Must be opening day for the audio crew too.

“She repeated her question, twice, and only received an actual response (though not an answer) once she retroactively sourced the question to “the guys,” thereby, apparently, lending it credibility?”

C’mon, he had a ruff childhood.

...which is part of what caused the election headache in 2000, as people started calling Florida when the main wang finished voting and didn’t wait for the more conservative other wang.

I know it’s tough being a middle child.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

You are exactly right! And it’s so sad that we are not even 5 days from the end of the powerful victim statements when this website now has to have its heart bleed for Nassar’s well being in prison. I think part of the whole point of the public’s focus on the sentencing is a fact that for once, victims had a voice and…

Guess that’s the Enzo of his career. No Amore wrestling for him.

No question she had a tough, shitty life. Many of us have had tough shitty lives. At some point though, you have to take responsibility for your own life and the decisions you make. I can understand her motivations, but not excuse them.

What a freakin’ game! Minnesota looks set to make history.

I find rubbing a little bit of tuna fish on my balls attracts them. What did you use?

You tora page out of the history books for that one.

I don’t know what I did but later a lawyer gave me a check for $130,000.

I’ve been lucky enough not to have any embarrassing ones. Never been caught by any parents/siblings

I only have a Lone Star to give you.

Hey, just thought you should know, you’re opinions are complete and utter garbage. You might want to do something about that.

One of the million times I was sent to the Discipline Office in high school, the Dean was in the middle of his lunch of Chinese food. I said, "I love rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something." The Dean laughed and sent me away without punishment. It's Mitch Hedberg's fault I lack discipline,…

Considering the Masked Man writes about two things I know little about; being funny and wrestling, I'm amazed at how intriguing I find your stuff. Kudos and a +1.