How high is severe? — Owen Hart

You pay attention. Well done.

+1, Fine Sir

Dude was merely exposing his shortcomings. Very merely.

40 or 50 years of teacher unions and their Democratic Party elected lapdogs ruining public education and creating dumb adults who vote for Republicans? How has that hopey changey thing worked out for you? DAMN! That felt GOOD!!!

An average woman in Japan has a baby every four days. I need to find that woman and tell her to quit having so many babies. — Jerry “The King” Lawler

Sox Fan here. Catches like that only happen to magical teams in magical seasons. No doubt it will be reported that the championship parade will have more than 1.7 million spectators on the route, which was the 2005 number for the White Sox, because Chicago is a media biased Cubs town.

Yes, there really are, but fucking nobody wants to host the Olympics. Fixed it for you.