Not to be insensitive, but what are these drivers thinking? "Visibility sucks, better HAMMER DOWN"?

I could give a shit how you feel about pale ales, but anybody who has a cute 'theory' to explain why someone else might like something is a pretentious ass.

It just confounds me that Jezebel, of all places, is basically "Well thank God Justin Bieber has a big dick after all."

And we care about Bieber's dick because the size of it indicates his quality as a human being?

"but we bought a house and for some reason my (now) wife wouldn't do the closing on our first homeboy herself. Oh well..."

When I got my 47" TV, I bought a $20 HDMI cable and a $20 wired Xbox controller, and BAM! PC gaming was in my living room. Why make it so complex?

Plot twist: the real talent is the "assistant" demonstrating fearlessness while a random person throws knives at him.

"Most people would balk at the idea of exercising for 77 hours to lose 1 kg of fat. (Or equivalently 35 hours to lose 1 pound, for us American folk.)"

And yet here you are?

My first job, I was a cook. Things were going well, then one Friday night the dishwasher walked out. I stepped up to the challenge and executed like a boss. I was the dishwasher from that day on.

I just had to refresh three times to reply to you below.

"And more is MOAR!"

I absolutely agree, but the OP went right over your head.

"If I was working [at Microsoft or Sony] and had a big enough budget I could totally stop these attacks,"

Check out the Shadowrun Unlimited UGC, it's a one-man project aimed at (mostly) reproducing and expanding the Genesis version.

"I've literally never heard a man say this once about woman, that she can look at other men as long as she doesn't touch. Have you?"

Sweet Georgia peachfish.

Outside the bedroom, say "vagina", because that's what it's called. In the bedroom, say "pussy", because that's the most commonly accepted shorthand. This broaches the topic and allows her to open the discussion about whether or not these terms bother her (not that she needs permission, but hey—I'm not the grownup…

Absolutely. The politics of this event are important and interesting, but knowing that somewhere, right now, Phantoms are operating just warms my heart.