My daily is a beat up 1999-2000 Volvo XC70. My friends occasionally comment on how good the seats are even now.

I road-tripped in my grandmother’s Century a couple of times and honestly with the 3.8L engine it was pretty good.  Back in the 90's there were long stretches of Hwy 85 going from ATL to Alabama that were unpatrolled and so desolate that we set the cruise control to 100mph for a while.  I miss that old car.

I wonder how much cheaper the cars could be if they weren’t stuffed with all these “features”

Do you legitimately not understand that standalone GPS units have been a thing for literal decades?

GPS is like a hundred bucks.

“Fines are the only consequences jerks who act up on flights face. It’s against federal law to interfere with a flight crew and their duties. While the FAA can’t prosecute unruly passengers so do indeed face federal charges stemming from their actions aboard flights. Airlines have also begged the feds to have…

Why not? Maybe you weren’t a fan of his music or that whole style of thing, but some of us were. I'm not a particularly diehard Gwar fan but their music occupies a certain space in my head that represents a specific time in my life and the people I was around. As for why I was saddened with Oderus died (I'm not OP,…

The alternative to a new copy is never playing with the mod, so buying the new copy is optimal.

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

you see Ivan, when you are of the hurry, you are fuck everything up, and faster

Legal Suit Larry

I’m not your pal, buddy

broscience ftw, except not really

We got a new GM once, named Frank. Frank was in his 50’s, appeared to be in good physical shape, and was an overall decent guy to work for. Never seen him so much as raise his voice, no matter what. Also never saw him wearing short sleeve shirts, only long-sleeve button-ups.

The GM at a brewhouse/steakhouse I cooked for was a 2/3 scale Lumbergh, right down to a similar face and mannerisms. His name was Steve. Steve was well known among the staff for being tedious, overly detail oriented, and generally a little bit unforgiving in his quest for perfection at $12-$16 a plate. One Mother’s…

ain’t nobody got time fo scat

“Nobody even plays it properly, ha ha ha hee hee hee ho ho ho"

"Fucked in space" is now my favorite version of "up shit creek."

If you wear the Punisher skull, be aware that you are branding yourself with the emblem of a psychopath. Frank's one of my favorite comic characters of all time, but he is not a goddamned hero.

Scorpion is Ninja + Ghost Rider + Cenobite wrapped up with a kickass name. How do you not love that shit?