There is some serious fronting going on in this thread.

Worst part about these splash screens is they tend to be the loudest sounds my speakers have ever made.

It's always annoying when somebody doesn't cater to me specifically.

I figure either the camera is mounted on a rig just for this purpose, or it might be a composite. Either way, I dig it. Really captures the thrill of leaving one place behind in anticipation of another.

None of this is any indication of penis size.

My relevant favorite.

On the other side of the coin, a good friend of mine went through half a dozen 360's in a year. No mistreatment, they just failed.

As a retail worker, eff you for enabling this behavior.

edit: why does "cancel" actually "publish"

And tell me that isn't Michael Dorn voicing him.

Oh, my friend, I'm afraid Garrett DID carry a sword in the original Thief video game.

wrong thread, eff you kinja

Many of the people doing this are not actually locksmiths. I know that here in OK there's been a huge to-do in the industry and legislature about licensing and hunting down scammers for this very reason.

If you literally had read half as much as you typed, you'd have gotten the joke. But who needs due diligence when we have outrage, right?

Isn't this like ranking the various Christina Hendrickses?

That's not tiny, it's average.

Well at least you're here to make sure nobody loves something you don't.

I'm sure someone will come up with pretty things to amuse you.

But this is America, that's how we do! Whoever is in office RIGHT NOW is responsible for everything EVER!