What's that old line? "If elections changed anything, they'd make them illegal", or something like that?

Game: Knights of the Old Republic

Gagging is strictly fanservice to the "yeah, wreck that bitch" crowd. The rest of it, all the spitting and drooling and eyes watering and slurping, are meant to be indicators of enthusiasm.

There are lots of reasons to buy a Mac, games are unfortunately not one of them. :(

I hate that they cut away right before he dropped a grenade and spun around in a complete circle.

Take the Jezebels, because they will be loud and obvious enough that nobody sees me passing through.

No human fist could withstand Ventura's chin.

A former Marine has retired. An ex-Marine was forced out. You should have learned this at recruitment.

Swap-ass is my favorite part of brunch at the gentleman's club

Resharpening the razor works, just make sure to go across the cloth (or even your arm hair) at two different angles. Also, I shave my head, and if you're REALLY tight on money you can lather up your scalp, scrape your hands clean on the edge of the vanity, then combine that with collected shaving cream from the…

I know this sounds terribly cynical, and I guess it is, but I mostly wonder IF so many civilians are still killed in air strikes.

Instead of lederhosen, there will be lead hosin'.

One thing I've learned from watching videos of conflicts in this part of the world is they say that ALL THE DAMN TIME. Incoming bomb? Allahu ackbar. Incoming fighter? Allahu ackbar. Threw a grenade? Allahu ackbar. We won and/or lost? Allahu ackbar until your voice falls out. It's the Arabic equal to "holy…

At least in regards to bourbon and beer: Be a real, honest human being and buy what you like, not what you think will make you cool. Anything beyond that is just pretense.

That dude is gorgeous, but his girlfriend needs to doll up a little bit.

Why not?

I don't think religion is a choice (and I'm saying that as a long-term non-believer.) I think you believe or you don't, and only you know the truth of what's inside you. I think that sticking to what you are raised with is human nature and an incredibly difficult thing for most people to overcome, which is why those…

Based on the sheer flood of misappropriated corporate logos and cleverly altered slogans being printed and sold on t-shirts at churches and websites everywhere, I'd say not.

Was really enjoying the article until it spun off into the old "F-35 bad, F-22 good" argument that has been done almost to death here. Probably could have been two articles.